Wake Up Call

Wake up mother fucker, get your head out of the clouds
It's time to wake up from your fantasy land now.
Forget about faeries and unicorns,
The real world has bitches and porn.
It doesn't have elves or centaurs,
Instead it has anorexic whores.

This isn't your fantasy land,
Where everything is beautiful and grand.
This is the real world,
And politicians rule the land.

Fuck your giants, ogres, and gnomes,
The real world has thugs and broken homes.
There are no wizard with magic wands,
Welcome to the real world- where love is gone.